Thursday, December 20, 2007
I Blame Ellen
Its all her fault really. I mean, I get up in the AM, make the go-go juice, see hubs, teenage daughter and manchild off, and start my day's tasks (and now that I am officially unemployed I have lots of projects). Then, Ellen comes on. I just HAVE to watch. Her show is THE BEST. Now with some shows I can get stuff done while they are on in the background. Not Ellen. I have to watch and pay attention. She has become like crack. I MUST watch! I have to know what she is giving away next. I have to know what wonderfully talented, thoughtful, entrepreneurial kid she is going to showcase next. I have to know how her calls with Gladys are going to go. I have to know how she is going to make me laugh. And she always does. I mean its a GREAT way to spend an hour but it just ruins me for the rest of the day. She comes on at 9. 9! I am just getting started and then BAM I lose my motivation. Oh it comes back for an hour and then its Y&R - which depending on the story for the day I can miss an episode and still survive. But I really hate it if I miss Ellen - even if its a repeat - I don't care - I still giggle like kid.
Now I know what you are thinking.....just Tivo it - right? Well, I don't have Tivo so that really isn't an option now is it?
Updated: I am not happy ya'll - It's 9 am and I just sat down to watch my Ellen and IT'S A PRESIDENTIAL NEWS CONFERENCE!! Hello, most people aren't going to see you cause they are at WORK! Don't mess with Ellen... GRrrrrrrrrrr!Cheeky - who is gonna sing you another little Christmas ditty - click
HERE to listen (now sing along ya'll):
I broke my bat on Johnny's head,
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed,
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug,
I made Tommy eat a bug,
Bought some gum with a penny slug,
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
Mommy and Daddy are mad,
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I put a tack on teacher's chair,
Somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susie's hair,
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommy's plants,
Climbed a tree and tore my pants,
Filled the sugar bowl with ants,
Somebody snitched on me.
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I won't be seeing Santa Claus,
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because,
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight,
Next year I'll be good, just wait,
I'd start now, but it's too late,
Somebody snitched on me.
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
So you better be good whatever you do,
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
Labels: Domestic, Motivation
Posted byWendy aka Cheeky ::
8:00 AM ::
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