Wednesday, January 14, 2009

All is right with the world

American Idol has returned.........I have opinions and once we have our finalists - I will be sharing them (aren't you thrilled). I am not sure I like the new judge yet. It requires another viewing. However, Ryan Seacrest is really starting to get on my nerves. I am not sure WHY he bugged me so much last night....but he did.

So, in honor of the return of AI - I think its only fitting that I return to my singing as well. Now this little ditty comes to you from my childhood years. Even then...I had a sense of humor. This was one of my favorite songs and I still know the words to it even today.....many of you may not know it....if you do....sing along. Originally recorded by Benny Bell but made popular by Dr. Demento in the 70's



I have a sad story to tell you.
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of ...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend.
Her antics are queer I'll admit.
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you,"
She tells me that I'm full of ...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

Our baby fell out of the window.
You'd think that her head would be split.
But good luck was with her that morning;
She fell in a barrel of ...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

An old lady died in a bathtub;
She died from a terrible fit.
In order to fulfill her wishes,
She was buried in six feet of ...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

When I was in France with the army,
One day I looked into my kit.
I thought I would find me a sandwich,
But the darn thing was loaded with ...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

And now, folks, my story is ended.
I think it is time I should quit.
If any of you feel offended,
Stick your head in a barrel of ...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
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