Monday, January 19, 2009

Its a holiday

So I am being lazy.....I will be back to my regular posts tomorrow.

While I am away, here is a little ditty for ya.....



(Reporter):
Hello, everybody, this is your action news reporter with all the news
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's just standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he
come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and veggies,
nekkid as a jay bird. Ethel was over there by the jams, jellie, perserves and packels and I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't
look, Ethel!" she dropped a whole jar of cumquats and fell back into the
sweet midgets there but it's too late, she'd already been incensed.


Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

(Reporter):
Once again everyone this is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas
station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin some air in my tares, he just appeared
out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't
have nothin' on but a smile. Ethel was gettin'
her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too
late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
the shock absorbers.


He ain't crude, look at that, look at that
He ain't lewd, look at that, look at that
He's just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to turn the other cheek
Look at that, look at that
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique

(Reporter):
Hello, once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering
the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow
cone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, right
down the middle of the court. Didn't have on nothing but his high top Reeboks.
He was a dribblin. Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered up at Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd
already got a free shot. Grandstandin', right there in front of the
home team.

(Witness):
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak (Here he comes again).
Look at that here he comes again, look at that (Who's that with him?)
The fastest thing on two feet (Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?)
Look at that, look at that (What do you think you're doin'?)
He's just as proud as he can be (You git yourclothes on!)

Of his anatomy He's gonna give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak (Ethel! Where you goin'?)
Look at that, look at that (Ethel, you shameless hussy)
He likes to show off his physique (Say it isn't so)
Look at that, look at that (Ethel! Ethelllllll!!!)
Invitin' public critique
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