Friday, August 17, 2007

In the words of Beck....

Sooooooooo open the door.....I'm a loser baby......hahaha

Kidding kidding. I am in a GREAT mood. Just been sorta busy this morning and so I am a little behind on getting my post out. Why? you ask? Cause me, Katie, Patti, and Wendy (on Monday) are gonna be hanging out getting our blogger love fest on! Wait! That sounds sorta perverted huh? LOL Well I love my blogger buds so I guess if you want to have your mind in the gutter....go for it!

I was gonna do the meme that Jenie tagged me with but I just don't have the time right now. I will do it though - promise! I have so much to do before leaving at the butt crack of dawn to pick up Katie and hop a plane .....cause we are hitting the beach baby (oh wait - I already told you that didn't I?). Katie is bringin the laptop so I am sure between the three of us you will be getting some updates....assuming we can find wireless somewhere.

So, now I have to go pack, charge the iPod, get the nails done (NEED to get the toes done but I still can't get a pedi - the heel has not healed YET!), get groceries so my kids don't starve next week....and lots more.

In honor of my trip - the teenage daughter has decided that SHE would like to sing a little ditty for you.....so this is coming from HER not me.....A little Family Force 5....Kountry Gentlemen (so appropriate too - it mentions the Pig....I heart the Pig)...

I come from the land where the mullet attacks
Business up front
Party in the back
You gotta style in the south when ur stepping out
Put a gold tooth in ur mouth
Look at you now
Tank top, ur ball-cap, you think ur all that
But ur looking like Scott Stapp
Ur just another redneck from back in the woods
Not a Kountry Gentleman that can bring the goods, Tayoooo

[Chorus]
My mama raised me in the durty south
A Kountry Gentleman
So you best watch ur mouth
My mama raised me in the durty south
A Kountry Gentleman
That's what it's all about

IROC-Z, got an eagle on it
Rolling on some 12's
Don't you know I'm gonna flaunt it
Am I driving too fast for you now?
BACKFIYYUUURRRE!!
The muffler goes KA-PLOW!!

Now that I got ur attention
Just let me mention that I'm pinchin' pennies
To buy some 20's
Cause I got plenties and many's of monie's just to give to my friends
And that would certify me as a Kountry Gentleman....BURRRRRDDDD!!

Mama, what you got cookin' up in that kitchen?
Cookin' fried chicken?
Cause you know I love that soul food
Everythang you cook is so good
For a southern man like me
U gotta cook it up clean, cook it up mean
Mama don't like it when you got leftovers

Gimme me some of them collard greens
Got me some grub and I gotta go
Down to the Grocery store
Tailgate party at the PIG WIG
Jumpin' up and down in the back of a truck bed
Look at that kid tryin' to act all big
Tried to break-dance and broke his leg
He ain't got what I got
Let's make it hot in this parking lot

[Chorus]
My mama raised me in the durty south
A Kountry Gentleman
So you best watch ur mouth
My mama raised me in the durty south
A Kountry Gentleman
That's what it's all about

[Breakdown]

The durty durty south
The durty durty south
The durty durty south

WATCH WHAT YOU SAY AROUND MY MAMA!
SHE RAISED ME IN THE DURTY SOUTH!!
I SAID WATCH WHAT YOU SAY AROUND MY MAMA!!
SHE RAISED ME IN THE DURTY SOUTH!! [x2]

My mama raised me in the durty south
A Kountry Gentleman
So you best watch ur mouth
My mama raised me in the durty south
A Kountry Gentleman
That's what it's all about

My mama raised me in the durty south
A Kountry Gentleman
So you best watch ur mouth
My mama raised me in the durty south
A Kountry Gentleman
That's what it's all about

Labels: Teenage Daughter, Travel

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