Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The HBIC - Sheeeees Baaaaaaaccccckkkk

Yep - I, the HBIC, am back and ready to take the reigns once again. My lieutenant has been doing a fabulous job while I was away but now its time to get back in the drivers seat.

There are lots of updates:

*One week from today I will be entering retirement part duex. Its cool. I am actually kind of happy about it.

*For the first time since .....well I can't remember, we are taking a family vacation where we are NOT going to visit family. A REAL vacation.

*Teenage daughter is now down to one job for a while. Its kind of nice. I think she is going to like it.

*Both manchild and teenage daughter have managed in less than 3 weeks of being out of school to turn their schedules into a song......"UP all night....sleep all day!"

*There is actually a little color to my skin now....I no longer glow in the dark....ahh the joys of summer.

There are more, I can't remember them all. I need to learn to take notes.

Cheeky - who is gonna sing a little Meredith Brooks for my return (hmmm perhaps my new theme song??).....

I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way
Posted byWendy aka Cheeky :: 7:52 AM :: 9 Singing with Cheeky

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