Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy Heart Day.......

I dedicate this to all of my friends, lovers, and blogger buds (you know which category you fall into so don't ask mmmmkay??) And guys, if you haven't yet decided on that perfect poem for your woman today...feel free to use this one...I am sure it will get you lots of lovin'......

Collards is green
My dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have
A sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
A-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's
And without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
Which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
But I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
Jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
Right out of the can.

You have som'a yore teeth,
For which I am proud;
I hold my head high
When we're in a crowd.

On special occasions,
When you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven,
And awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
They all want to know,
What I did to deserve
Such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
Yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles
And fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug
A-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
Like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life
More than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
Like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection,
Like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years,
Yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
With a RC cold drank,
We go together
Like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
For Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses
On that special day
From the cooler at Kroger.
"That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
From a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
They explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds...
IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!!


Last night I took the teenage daughter to see John Mayer. It was an OK show. I think she enjoyed it more than I did but that is cool - it was her Balletine gift from me. I have some pics but I am not awake enough to go get the camera and download them and then upload them - too much loading for this early.

This morning as I was waking the man child for school, I gave him a snuggle and told him Happy Valentine's Day.

Man Child: there are two that want to be my "real" valentine.
Cheeky: Oh yeah? Who?
Man Child: Britney and Alise
Cheeky: Do you like them?
Man Child: only as friends.....

This conversation cracks me up for some reason, a little 8 year old with admirers ...hehe

Cheeky who in honor of heart day is singing......(and you know you wanna sing with me....)

Love exciting and new,
Come aboard, we're expecting you.

The Love Boat soon will be making another run,
The Love Boat promises something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure,
Your mind's on a new romance.

And Love
Won't hurt anymore,
It's an open smile,
On a friendly shore.

it's Love
Welcome aboard it's love
Posted byWendy aka Cheeky :: 9:13 AM :: 11 Singing with Cheeky

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