Thursday, February 15, 2007

Tag you are it! No, wait. That should be Tag I am it!

Yep, yours truly got tagged by Jenn so what do you do when your it? Play along and tag somebody else bwahahaha.....

First the rules:

The game: Each player of this game starts off with ten weird things or habits or little known facts about themselves. People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own ten weird things or habits or little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you must choose six people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs!

#1 It has been rumored that I first met Mr. Cheeky when I was 4 years old when we were taking swimming lessons.

#2 I have always wanted to be a red head - dunno why - so stop asking mmmkay?

#3 I like sending people stuff in the mail for no reason at all....AND I like getting stuff too....so ummm take the hint dangit!

#4 I like musicals (duh!) but I tend to remember the songs and then go around singing them all the time like "attaaaaack of the killer tomatoes....attaaaaack of the killer tomatooooes" hehe (OR like the one I am gonna sing at the end of this post)

#5 Similar to Jenn I was the only girl at a boys b-day party in the 7th grade. Not that I was the only one invited just the only one to show up. It was a swimming party and yeah - I had lots of friends that night LOL

#6 I LOVE BEER! Been drinking it since I was like 4 of 5 (shhhh don't tell).

#7 I love rings. I was the girl in highschool that had rings for every finger. I don't wear that many now but its not cause I don't wanna.....small and petite is good sometimes but sometimes you just have to go for the gawdy stuff too...hehe

#8 Oprah can get on my last nerve but I still watch it....its kinda like crack.

#9 I get a kick of the man child calling me woman. As in, "I said now woman!" It cracks me up. Of course he is kidding around and I kid around with him right back but it still cracks me up.

#10 I have an addictive personality....well lets just say I can get passionate (read obsessive haha) about things.

OK that's it - now who to tag that I think will do this...hmmmmm I am gonna tag Patti again because Jenn tagged her and she didn't do it today...some excuse about moving into a new house or something like that (just teasing - we are excited for ya). Then there Jen (not a tag back) my girl in Indy. Ummm Jana your turn girl. Shell -yep you too (I know I know I will be waking up with my bra in the freezer or something like that for doing this to ya). And last but definitely not least ICL!

Now that the tag is over with....we have our 24 ya'll. The competition begins and I am ready. I have a few that I am liking a little bit (haven't seen much of them at this point). The barefoot dude with the lucky draws (that would be skivvies) is crackin me up!! I have already identified a few potential hookies.

Cheeky who is singing another little ditty from a movie (an I really do heart this movie) and yes I know it was a play first... - The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (sung by MY American Idol - Dolly Parton):

It's just a little bitty pissant country place
Ain't nothin' much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin' old time country place
Ain't nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on
We get simple farmers, local business men
Congress folks from Austin, young boys looking for sin
Now we used to get a lot of rough necks, when the oil boom was high
But pay day would get a little rowdy, thank God the field ran dry

It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on

I don't hire no married girl, they're not on the ball
They got homes and husbands, they're not stable at all
You know they don't understand a thing about a proper business day
Now what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away

It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on

Keep your language clean girls, keep your bedrooms neat
And don't hang around the town cafe and say hi on the street
Mind you P's and Q's and manners, and you don't need no other tools
Cause every girl that lives here knows my special no-no rules

Yea every girl that lives here knows Miss Mona's no-no rules

Ruby, Ray start em!

Beds are not to be wallowed in
That's the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do

And it don't make money!
Betrix!

I won't tolerate no tying my telephone with other peoples business

Eloise honey!

And please don't show us no tattoos
No hearts and flowers on your thigh

It's downright tacky

Brands for the cattle and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona's

Do you catch my drift?
I pay the food and the rent and the utilities
You keep your mind on your work responsibilities
Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities
And we can get along
Dawn!

Any bad habits you come in with, get rid off right now

Tatty Joe!

I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow

Lindy Lue!

Any one taking sick leave for to make real sure their sick

And every time you hear that bell...
You better get here double quick

And as for pimps
Pimps are something you don't need
To get your daily business done
Are you listening good?
Keep them leaches and blood suckers of the bathrobes
And I know how to use a gun
And nobody messes with my girls

And any questions you might have about the way I run this place
Don't grip and whine behind my back
Just tell me face to face, I'm open-minded, say it all
Then go upstairs and pack, the door's that way

She pays the food and the rent and the utilities
We keep our mind on our work responsibilities
Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities
And we can get along

It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on

It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on!!
Posted byWendy aka Cheeky :: 8:36 AM :: 12 Singing with Cheeky

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